HUMOUR VS HUMOUR
“Let it be, You won’t get it anyway..”
You see what I did there,Yes that was Humour. Didn’t find it funny though, right?
Well, That’s the best about Humour
You don’t always have to get it.. Then what’s the point of cracking a joke, you ask me
I don’t know about that, I will respond….
So this blog is vague and one should stop reading it, you think? But I am still reading it you just realized..
There, you smirked a little, didn’t you?
Well That’s the point of it all I will say…
This is getting dull, I should crack a joke
*I am thinking*
*I am thinking*
How may i? I don’t have a sense a Humour
*Kill me now*
And we are left with nothing but an amused rather irrirated thought
Why in the world has this guy written such a crap?
“Humour”, I say.
But I don’t get it..
Well that’s what I said.. *smirks again*
Still trying to find some logic in this?
Look away, This isn’t NGC and you ain’t a science geek. How do I really know that? Cause I don’t see your protons. Why?
Because of all the negativity inside you my son..
Hey, That was lame.. Oh I am sorry just trying to reach your level.
Now that kids is called Sarcasm.
How else to describe it than in the very own words of The Chandler Muriel Bing,
But I won’t cause, that will put me in jail.(copyright issues)
So in the words of Alexander the Great “Sarcasm is a bitch, Slaying wussies since ages”
OH MY GOD, have I offended you?
*Who’s there?*(fuming you).
*Daisy me rolling, they hating*
*drops mike* *drums rolls*
Damn I am not done, *Picks it up again*
When I speak for myself, And when I say myself I mean half of the population that is awake
We are just mean people but cause people think we are joking they find it “funny”. But that’s good cause it saves us from being bruised and become likeable at the same time.
“All who feel me say Amen”
Wait that won’t help cause this isn’t Jesus and I am not going to Heaven
Oh! well especially not after that (:’D)
Talking about going to heaven you may have thought why I mentioned Jesus? Why not Shiva? Or Rama?
Well cause they ain’t helping me either.Why?
“The following sentences are subject to market risks, please all Sickulars close their tab now or Suffer in Silence,
Silence, I say “
This may be more catastrophic than a nuclear holocaust people, So look away…
*Dropping Bombshell in 3…2….1..*
I ATE BEEF
*Oh my God* *Burn in hell bro* *You Anti-national faggot* *convert into Islam you*
Well that won’t help either cause
I ate Pork too..
But guess what I ate the Samosa with the Pudine ki Chatni so Hell you all..
*I am going to Heaven*
“Did he just shift away from the topic?”, Reader wonders.
No, I didn’t. Just taught you kids another lesson about Humour based on Other people’s believe.
Now be attentive, This is the most obvious but the meanest kind of Humour there is.
We love to have a good laugh at other’s sufferings seriously we all do, from Pointing at that boy who just slipped over a banana peel (Though I haven’t seen one like in Ever) to reading a bullying meme on some fat girl (Again can’t blame you). We all remember AIB roast, I mean Indian Viewers do, agree they had a good laugh but sadly on what cost? Some low budget jokes ranging from utter vulgarity to extremely sexist ones. Do we really want our kids to be raised in a world where a joke is considered top notch only when one person feels humiliated and demoralized in front of a big crowd?
Humour is no more Fun, Humour is no more Life
Because The whole world is “wanna be sarcastic” but end up being total jerks.
Mind this when I tell you,
“We used to Laugh and it made them uncomfortable,
Now we laugh cause it made them Uncomfortable.”
P.S: In my defence, I was left Unsupervised.
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